The Stages of Facebook Withdrawal
They say the first step to recovery is the admission of a problem. Well here it is, and here I am: I am addicted to Facebook. The following are the insurmountable consequences of trying to quit.
Tag: Facebook
Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook, Part 2
After Part 1, I still have several Facebook "friends" left that I'd like to alienate, so I will make my point again by ripping apart more annoying posts about kids I've seen recently.
Which Annoyingly Inappropriate Facebook Quiz-Taker are You?
Even worse than pointless status updates are ridiculous quizzes. Stop spending your Saturday nights trying to find out "What's Your Sexual Style."
Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook
I don't have any children that I know of, and I obviously don't understand the fraternity of parenthood, but come on, nobody wants to hear about your kids on Facebook.
How the Facebook “Like” Button Transformed the Internet
What happened in April 2010 that was so cataclysmic it changed the way we interact online? Facebook's 'like' button was introduced.
How to Find Someone Who’s Not on Facebook
The following is a simple tutorial on how to reconnect with old acquaintances who refuse to participate in our era of rapid digital communication and constant connectivity.
Which Facebook Status Abuser are You?
I have actually begun hiding people entirely from my Facebook news feed due to the following annoying habits. See which one you're guilty of...
An Open and Disconnected Letter from Mark Otherberg
Hello. You may not know me, but I'm a concerned online citizen just like you. Ok fine it’s me, Tom, from MySpace!
The Facebook Movie: Too Soon?
Justin Timberlake has just been cast in The Social Network, a look at the invention and rise of Facebook. Have they jumped the gun with this movie?
We’re All Dying a Slow, Electronic Death
You ever realize how as you get to know someone better, your level of punctuation and capitalization on emails and Facebook and stuff gets progressively worse?
The Facebook of Sex
With the Facebook of Sex, you can find out your sex partner’s favorite positions, if she likes giving blowjobs, and other relationship stuff.
Six Degrees of Facebook
It all starts with one "friend add" on Facebook, and it leads to breakups, suicide, betrayal, and despair. Next time think before you log on.