An Asexual Guy Answers All Your Asexual Questions
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
Tag: FAQs
The Twisty-Pop® Popcorn Maker Secrets to Great Popcorn
Your new Twisty-Pop® stove-top popcorn maker pops superior popcorn. Before you start popping, take a moment to try the leading microwaveable brand. Not going to do it, are you?
The Ashley Garmany Dating Questionnaire
In light of recent romantic failures, I've decided that every guy I meet and think I might want to go on a date with will be required to go through a screening process.
The Official KC FAQ
Don't hate me because I was born awesome, beautiful, brilliant, and sexually proficient. I'm here to entertain the little people, like you.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
Fake Answers to Fake Questions
Get ready for the Q&A that's bound to revolutionize the imaginary advice column industry! Two perspectives, one person - it's schizotherapy!
Ten Things I Don’t Understand About Black People
The N-word, pig's feet, D.L. Hughley, expensive shoes...there's just a lot of stuff that still confuses your average white person.
Milking Deer For All They’re Worth
Once you've got the facts on when to kill, you'll need to know how much it's gonna take to make 'em look good on the wall.