The Refrigerator in Your Parents’ Garage Would like to Explore Death with Dignity
I matched the microwave, we were like cute twins. During dinner parties, people would say, "Wow, love the matching appliance set."
I matched the microwave, we were like cute twins. During dinner parties, people would say, "Wow, love the matching appliance set."
I walked on and on, finally reaching the end of the line alongside Route 276 just outside King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
How is it that my morning routine is simultaneously killing me while also helping me barely cling to dear life?
It will be a chance to network over a sweet treat with other gladiators who, in a few days, will try to clobber the life out of you.
Is it even a crime to steal pasta? Oh right, it is.
The crumbs in my bed sheets, the chocolate smear on my PJs—I don’t know, maybe I wanted to get caught.
SpaghettAI involves unfathomable computing power, a series of data centers in Tuscany, and a gargantuan tub of tomato sauce in the metaverse.
Directions: Forgo the kitchen scissors and rip the Hershey’s bag open in the worst way possible.
“One final touch, my dear boy,” his Grandma said, carefully placing an entire stick of butter on top of the dish.
Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).
Some people don't seem to understand how being a Beppo baby is such a big advantage in the industry.
While threats from Panini Whore and other provocatively-named franchises in the region are growing, the Burger Slut position remains strong.