Sometimes I Think About My Childhood Best Friend and Wonder “Whatever Happened to That Guy?”
No one was as close to me as Elliott. We were two peas in a pod, a regular pair of pals, two elephants in a diaper.
Tag: Food
I Am an Employee Helping You with Self-Checkout and Aren’t You Full of Yourself
Well, well, well, take a look at who has an unexpected item in their bagging area.
Firing Up the Grill with Jane Austen
I could easily forgive the pride of a gas or electric griller, if it had not mortified mine own.
4 Times My Plans for a Delicious Roast Were Ruined Because Mario’s Oiled and Nude Body Slipped From My Grasp
I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.
Ooga’s Dinner Party Tips for the Busy Cavemaker
Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.
All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
I Lived It: I Gave My Mouse a Cookie
I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.
A Bully’s Recipe for a Knuckle Sandwich
Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.
Hey, Did You Take My Yogurt?
Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.
6 Must-Try Recipes to Read Before Eating the Same Thing as Always
If you devote even an hour to cooking, odds are one of your kids will end up in the emergency room. Again!
I Am Julia Child’s Wooden Spoon and I Would Rather Die than Live in This Dumpy New Jersey Kitchen
Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.
A Plea for a Second Chance from Your Ex, Instant Pot
The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.