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At this annoying cafe every day is your birthday. Imagine singing waiters serving every course to the tune of “Happy Birthday” at full volume.

Add a few gentle affirmations like, “I will enjoy this cupcake,” “I’m taking a moment to eat this cupcake,” or “I will show this cupcake no mercy.”

Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!

No one was as close to me as Elliott. We were two peas in a pod, a regular pair of pals, two elephants in a diaper.

Well, well, well, take a look at who has an unexpected item in their bagging area.

I could easily forgive the pride of a gas or electric griller, if it had not mortified mine own.

I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.

Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.

When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.

I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.

Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.

Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.