All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.
Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.
Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.
If you devote even an hour to cooking, odds are one of your kids will end up in the emergency room. Again!
Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.
The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.
Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.
Here we are. You have already used up all of my space in the first ten seconds of being at this Safeway.
We are a fully realized community with our own source of electricity and water.
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...