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If you devote even an hour to cooking, odds are one of your kids will end up in the emergency room. Again!

Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.

The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.

Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.

Here we are. You have already used up all of my space in the first ten seconds of being at this Safeway.

We are a fully realized community with our own source of electricity and water.

Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.

The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...

Are you… still buying kale? Please tell me I’m not the only one. Oh God, I have so much kale.

Do you see the way he struts around in his "chocolate" coat? He thinks he can just show up at anybody’s doorstep and everybody will jump for joy.

If your skillet is a dirty little vessel that needs to be put in its place, here's the proper way to utterly humiliate and defile it.

“Would you like some ice chips?” Chef Aut asks me. “Ice is for penguins,” I say. “And chips are for Brits.”