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Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”

1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed

Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!

One week of these scared straight soups and your offspring will be begging for another Allrecipes "Easy Cheesy Noodle Family-Friendly Casserole."

We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.

I was going to be the highlight of “WAP,” which I assumed stood for something like "warm and pleasant," as it's a perfect description of me.

8. The Nephew Whose Whole Thing Is Being Cool: We all went through this phase in high school.

All you have to do is twist me open and plop me on a platter. I'm as easy as they come, sweetheart.

Can you count on one family to arrive with cute Zoom backgrounds? Does the other family have a firmer grasp on how the “Mute” button works?

Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.

Dog: Thanksgiving took a while to understand, but I’ve got it now. It starts when you’re locked outside because no one can deal with you today.

No matter how many side pickles one has in their lifetime, each new side pickle feels like the first.