The McRib Sandwich or My Absent Father?
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Dog: Thanksgiving took a while to understand, but I’ve got it now. It starts when you’re locked outside because no one can deal with you today.
No matter how many side pickles one has in their lifetime, each new side pickle feels like the first.
In one of his more difficult passages, Hemingway suggests that the combination of alcohol and music can result in a fine evening.
When my starter told me it needed a guitar for its new band, a “Wilco meets Steely Dan” vibe, I knew things were about to take a turn for the worse.
Boxer is our farm goat and he loves meeting people. Don’t be alarmed if he tries to bite the screen since he doesn’t fully grasp what a laptop is.
I wish you could see how stupid you look right now. Eyeing me like a curious toddler. Sniffing me like a confused caveman.
“57 Varieties of Courage” Velveeta pulled her long red hair, the robust shade of Heinz ketchup, under a hood before leaving for the morning hunt.
While you’re on your way to vote why not stop for a bite to eat? Hildie’s Roadside Café is pretty close to your polling place.
When I arrived on your doorstep (there was spring dew, I remember...), you were so excited. You opened me up right away, and we made magic together.
Don't forget it's scorching outside—do you really want to inconvenience yourself with a hot face? That's a cruelty no meat should suffer.
Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.