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And you charged me for all of it?! That’s over $15,000! Listen, I’m not made of that Tony Stark money

Appetizer: Meat Yogurt -- What's the one thing moms love more than fruit? Duh, it's yogurt!

All lifeguards are entitled to one free snack per day. In exchange, all snack bar employees are entitled to one free rescue per day. Make it count.

I am the only one in my sphere of influence who has a truck that hauls ass. As such, my friends frequently call me to haul some ass for them.

What are you gonna do next, wear Vans to a fundraiser? Actually, don’t do that, I’m calling dibs, homie.

February 17, 2019: Gronk asked to leave goat yoga after try spike goat into ground. Gronk totally relaxed and just wanted to do end zone celebration.

I see that people are putting the so-called food into their mouths. Can you tell me what that's like? How does it feel when it's inside your mouth?

Turning your art into a culinary brand doesn't always pan out. Just ask any soft serve operator at the now-defunct Dali Queen.

I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.

Attempt to order Chinese food online. Discover credit card is maxed out. Head into kitchen with acute sense of impending doom.

Honey Bunches of Oats > A Small Amount of Good Stuff Swimming in a Large Amount of Oats

Bonjour, Karen who sits next to me at work. I know how much you judge me for eating peanut butter out of the jar with a fork during lunch.