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We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."

Recently my partner, a 1991 Diesel, has started abruptly switching tracks during our intimate time. What do I do?

I’ve been on the lookout for the swirling cloud of evil that must constantly follow you, and I keep my nose up to catch a stench of this wickedness.

Sanders graduated from Transylvania University with honors in Afro-Caribbean Studies, Women and Sexuality Studies, and Herbalism ‘n’ Spicesism.

Frederik (42, Breed: Poet (Non-Rhyming)) Frederik thinks he’s better than all the other writers at the shelter.

Yes, you have been up for twenty hours straight, but take this opportunity to focus on getting leaner and fitter.

We used to be doing all right financially, but we just blew our last 5 million dollars on a Superbowl ad during the most boring Superbowl in history.

Every morning, I wake up and eat a motivational quote for breakfast sprinkled with positive-flavored hemp seeds.

Life isn’t about enjoying things. It’s about adhering to specific body norms! On your deathbed you won’t be wishing you ate more bonbons.

You must place him ever so sweetly on a bed of cotton balls if you’re going to be transporting him to be booked for his many, many financial crimes.

Yet another advantage she has over me and my perpetually degrading corporeal being that needs stupid shit like food and water and exercise and love.

If you cannot make it home to your reinforced "Doom Room", attempt to run toward the nearest forest or wooded area.