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One look at a picture of pink circle meat and I can taste the salty sweetness melting into my mouth before I can even say “side ham, if you please.”

Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).

Supplements are filled with patented-yet-unpronounceable ingredients originally designed to make racehorses faster and more prone to heart attacks.

I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.

Citrus: Blood Orange: An orange (Liam Neeson) will team up with soil (Leonardo DiCaprio) to unravel why other oranges in the grove are exploding.

Thin Mint talks first. She looks healthy but is no longer the waifish figure from past boxes. Despite her added curves, she's lost none of her snap.

I have also been told by several superiors that I have "a lot of potential," and that they'd like to see my potential "put to good use."

It's entirely possible that a combination of organ transplants and pagan ritual sacrifices could grant life to the spaghetti you covered in yogurt.

Who knew chef Victor God-damn Hirtzle's creamy creation would be the answer to this crippling punching bag of a life we're all living.

A handy guide to deciphering which deep sea submersible to pick when running away from the ill-advised Sunday brunch plans you made.

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

We will target the *shuffles a deck of cards and flips a card* ace of diamonds to jack of clubs age bracket, which we'll say is 16-28 years old.