A Shit So Big You Need to Call Your Mom
We’ve all been there, sitting on the toilet, ass bleeding, thinking, “Why me? What the hell did I do/eat to deserve this?”
Tag: Food
Transition of “Chad’s Bikini Bar and Grill” to “Chad’s Family Bar and Grill”
After 30 great years, we’ve decided to scale back our breastaurant theme and make the transition to one of a more family-friendly restaurant.
Drunk Beer Reviews from a Happy Drunk
Strap in for a brews cruise around the world, from that guy who drinks a lot and probably knows stuff. Probably. Ehh, either way.
Top 6 Freakiest Vegetable/Celebrity Doppelgangers
In 2016, Susan Sarandon endorsed Jill Stein for President. Jill Stein is a member of the Green Party. You know what else is green? Arugula.
How to Know If the Food in Your Fridge Has Actually Gone Bad
Next time you hesitate to eat that potentially tasty piece of somethin in your fridge, consider these tips to know if it's about to mutate into a living being.
Just Because I Hallucinated While Serving You Chinese Mall Food Doesn’t Make You Better Than Me
The moment you mispronounced "Szechuan chicken," all of reality froze as if someone had hit the pause button on existence.
The Things I’d Eat for Love
I’m an adventurous soul who is unafraid to eat things - terrible, weird things - in order to prove my affections for a potential suitor.
6 Recipes to Land Some Potluck Peen
Single this holiday season? Feeling lonely beside your no-bake marshmallow casserole at the last friendsgiving? Peep these recipes!
A Cuisinart Griddler® Panini Gyro Recipe Set to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
14 Signs Your Thanksgiving Turkey Should Seek Professional Help
Screams from oven heard: "I can still feel my toes! Turn it up to 900, you bitch! Come, sweet release of hellfire!"
The Stages of Grief as They Apply to the Time You Microwaved Your Hot Dog for Way Too Long
So you burnt your weiner and almost burned down your kitchen. Perfect time to learn how to cope with life's tragedies.
5 Sample Food Dreams for Eating Less During the Day
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!