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Tag: Food
Paris Hilton Sex Tape Interrupted By Fred the Pizza Guy
People across America are ordering pizza using the alias 'Paris Hilton.' But only one man delivered to the real Paris: 'It's fucking Fred.'
Mission Impossible: A Gallon of Milk in an Hour
Despite your best attempts, you will never accomplish this feat. Trust us, you WILL vomit the milk. Here's how and why.
The Applebee’s Menu Items are My Only Friends
With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.
Why Canada is Better Than America
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
A Cannibal’s Guide to Cooking and Eating Pussy
Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.
Cooking Salmon in Your Dishwasher
Cooking Salmon in Your Dishwasher
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Clinging to the Pot Luck
Debauchery and exhaustion take a turn for the better when Nathan finds his way into a gospel Church. A heartwarming familyish story.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
I Am the DUC Cafeteria
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
The Beginner’s Guide to Jail
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!