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Now the haters are gonna eat their words like a saturated fat-soaked afterschool snack.

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.

Pancakes?! Why not mashed potatoes? Who makes pancakes for dinner, especially Thanksgiving dinner?

I’ve given up hope when I see the cabinet door swing open, and your big, dumb hand comes lurching toward me.

I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?

Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.

You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.

- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano

The irony is that your mushroom superfood promises me more energy, which I wish I had now, so I could resist ordering it.

We mourn the loss of Avocado, survived by literally everything else in the kitchen.

I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it

Neither of us like wasabi, but these are wasabi with cinnamon and pineapple, so I have a feeling the other two flavors will overpower the wasabi.