Coping with Your Acquaintance’s Divorce
If your therapist asks you whether Jason is your father, calmly explain that he’s your college friend’s old roommate.
If your therapist asks you whether Jason is your father, calmly explain that he’s your college friend’s old roommate.
Every Tuesday during that weird evening time slot where nobody you call picks up we’ve been coming here to air out our grievances away from you.
Stranger Tier: The stranger package has been updated to eliminate basic greetings and small talk.
The enemy of my massage therapist, Janet, is her husband, Ricky. That’s no coincidence. They married young when they were so naïve.
’m going to run, jump, and climb over anything that stands between me and other people thinking good thoughts about me.
I appreciate the new possibilities social media has created, but I worry about what they’re missing out on.
5:00 AM: After taking a deep mindful breath, I stroll outside to my gorgeous backyard and teach my daily Pilates class to the woodland creatures.
Did we go to college together? No, I went to Penn State. High school? No, I’m from New York. Middle School? No, I never graduated.
Because at VERMO Liquid Ant Baits, we don’t sell insecticide. We sell experiences.
We don't even know him, what if this kickass party goes to waste because your baby ends up being a loser or something?
You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.
When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.