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Tag: Friends

Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?

I do great with a dress code. You guys had me at matching outfits. I was in marching band all throughout high school, so I totally get it.

Zoboomers love to slip in hip cool slang like “fire,” “drip,” and “lit” to help better blend themselves in with the younger generation.

They don’t know how to tame the most popular coaster in Central Jersey. You do.

If we should be in the elevator together I'll be looking at my phone the whole time, but that's just because I have so many friends to keep up with.

Sometimes I go off trail and just run. Sorry to that chipmunk I trampled over but I have to bag all the peaks.

The invitations should allude to the theme of the evening. You could write your invitations on a spreadsheet from work, or some unpaid medical bills.

My mom has always wanted me to lift cars like she did: a hatchback off my sister, an SUV off my brother, and the family van off me.

I literally feel their struggles, taste their fears, and nibble their dreams as the virile light in their eyes becomes my own.

Karen is your oldest friend! She’s told you time and time again since college “I always knew Mark wasn’t the guy for you!”, and boy was she right!

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

And believe me, I get it. I, of all people, know that Lord Voldemort’s beliefs go against pretty much everything I stand for.