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Or you know when you have a bottle of champagne and you need to release the cork and you loosen it with your thumb? I invented that.

The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.

Quarter of a Quarter Life Crisis: Age 6. You will cope by throwing tantrums before bedtime and refusing to share your trucks with Jeremy.

I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.

Look forward to a wide variety of items in your CSA box like kale, swiss chard, baby kale, frisee, dino kale, a bunch of spiky weeds, and red kale.

Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.

Grandpa would have appreciated that I identified the lighting near the casket as the best to showcase my stunning collection of floral maxi skirts.

When Lisa got bored and snuck a peek at the cobwebs, Julie told everyone about Lisa’s crush on your dandruffy history teacher.

We ask that you fill out all forms in pencil for this very reason; your forms are illegible because the ink has run everywhere due to your tears.

Paying for that improv class. Paying for single-payer healthcare. Getting back together with Jeff. Convincing Jeff to come to your improv show.

QUARTER-BIRTHDAY: We'll kick things off with a low-key brunch nine months in advance of my birthday.

Waking up this morning without a hangover was a total bummer, and I fully regret making a conscious decision to do so.