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“If you could clear out all the space in your mind, you’d have a doorway.” Enter the airing of grievances!

Your mom and I have been having some money issues, so we're hoping you don't mind sleeping in the basement. We've got a boarder now named Lorraine.

We just can’t continue on like this without telling everyone we know that we can’t continue on like this.

Colorblock Windbreaker: You wear this athletic fit ironically because you are actually a struggling improv performer.

The Donner Party was a journey unlike any other in history. The best part is, they did the whole thing without fake crying or vlogging once.

“You see what you did?” Cap’n Crunch said, frowning at Tony, “You just had to roar. Whatever happened to civility in this country?”

Wondered what it would be like to get directions from that one friend who’s confident they know where you’re going but “could be a few blocks off”?

“I served two tours in Afghanistan,” one woman said, “and I just thank God I never experienced anything like the horror you’re describing.”

Sip a Mai Tai every time you fantasize about escaping to a beach somewhere where the alt-right will never find you.

I don’t have to worry about sun protection because we are not even sure the sun exists anymore.

Gewurztraminer and Running Over A Deer: It’s fruity, aromatic, and perfect for nervously sipping on the side of the road.

Maybe if there was an anger rising in women from an ongoing parade of injustices being carried out against them, then I’d be a little on edge.