A Guide to Discussing March Madness from a Man Who Just Wants to Fit In at Work
When someone mentions "that Marquette shot from '97," nod and say something noncommittal like, "Hoo yeah, that ol' can of worms!"
Tag: Friends
Of All the Twelve-Packs of Coke Zero in This Supermarket, I Chose You
What chance did this damaged little runt have against such a glittering squadron of unblemished beauties?
Welcome to Trivia Night, Where You Will Be Punished for Living a Well-Rounded, Normal Life
Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.
These Anonymous Quotes That I Posted Online Have Nothing to Do With You, Steven
"A true friend doesn’t complain that they can’t give you their hoodie because their undershirt has an old stain.” --Anonymous
Since You Last Beat Me at “Guess Who?” I’ve Dedicated My Life to Its Craft
Did you know that exactly 12.5% of the characters are frowning? Or that 20.8% have rosy cheeks? I did.
Straight Male Friendships: A Definitive Hierarchy
Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.
Your Bar Trivia Host Lays Down Some Ground Rules
Our bar trivia is not—and I can’t stress this enough—fun. Think: the SATs. Think: your driver’s exam—the one you had to study for.
So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?
How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
The Pleasure Is All Mine
Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.
Classic Thanksgiving-Eve Holiday Movies
"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.
Follow-Up Questions About Your Answer to the Security Question “Who Was Your Childhood Best Friend?”
PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.
So Sorry for Your Loss, Here’s a GIF of Michael Scott from “The Office”
I have trouble putting something as heavy as this into words, so I’ll send my sympathies in the best way I know how.