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You made it: to Southern Iowa, in an auction hall with chewing tobacco at each table, 25 second cousins running around in their cowboy boots.

Give a TED talk to my family titled "The Evolution of My Personal Blogs," except every time I would usually say “blog” I have to say “blerg.”

This guy did not go to our high school. Who is this guy? Does anyone know who he is? He’s not someone’s spouse is he? Is he from our hometown though?

If the pound plummets to junk status, Great Britain will return to the barter system. Price will be decided according to value in livestock.

Burton. Wendy. You can’t do a duet of “Something Stupid” as Jean is lowered into the ground.

"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."

I have to be me. I’m not going to stop eating the heads off of my mates after sex just because “the patriarchy frowns on it, Allie,”

Chad laughed even harder and called me a freak. It feels good to have a friend (jokingly!) put you in your place.

The orb seemed pretty observant, too, so no doubt everyone’s unique powers would shed new light on their natural strengths and underlying weaknesses.

The human appeared to be leaking water from its eyes while reading “Baby this is your back,” “All of our umbrellas are so in love,” & “Lose Your Ya!”

Once again it is that time of year when the hosts of Solvil go absolutely crazy. Everyone has that time of year where they just lose control!

“I’d suggest you go read the piece to understand the way you’re being pretty irresponsible about Current Social Issue.” My boss was ashamed.