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15. Regretting having wasted time and energy on what was pretty much what you would expect a 1,079-page novel written by a white guy in 1996 to be.

Pour the wine, light the fire/Girl your wish is my command* *Theirs is an equal exchange of pleasure, because it's about consent!

This mug featured nine cats smiling at me and each other with the encouraging words, “You’re very special,” written in delicate script above them.

Is there a Supreme Court bowling team called “Divided Court-United Ballers?” If not, why?

And on that farm he had an FBI raid, mostly lawyers and tech nerds obsessing over Lloyd’s wind-powered mining ingenuity.

While I regret the damage to property, any who were there in person must have been moved by the shower of sparks emitted by that antique amplifier.

You ran a marathon? Impressive! How was it? I bet. The first five are always the hardest, then you move on to Ironmans.

SMÉAGOL: At least give me a chance. I mean, have you even listened to my podcast? My Preciouses?

We grew together. We have history. Does vape know that you used to slobber too much in your tween years?

Yes, to the gentleman in the back who just loudly questioned if Bernie is really dead, I assure you he is. This is his funeral. I’m sorry.

I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking about, but as a practicing clinical psychologist, he probably knows something that I don’t.

Sagittarius: Relishes in cheeses collected from their travels around the world