Rating Submarines Based on How Good They Are for Escaping Brunch Plans You Forgot You Agreed To
A handy guide to deciphering which deep sea submersible to pick when running away from the ill-advised Sunday brunch plans you made.
A handy guide to deciphering which deep sea submersible to pick when running away from the ill-advised Sunday brunch plans you made.
We both loved Avril and each other and had friendship bracelets to prove it. It would be weeks before I learned that she was a rotten, heartless liar.
Sure, the freezing lake water feels like a thousand needles in your body. But sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that you can feel anything at all.
Earn points when you accidentally blow through a stop sign and understand that people of color could not laugh with the police officer about it.
"Favorite sled." -- Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane
I thought this was a quarter but it’s actually a POG. I traded it to my friend Dennis for a real quarter.
My boyfriend made the reservation and the owner almost wouldn’t let us check in because my name is Janice.
Your most memorable characteristics of me were “those eyes” and “that body.” Newsflash, Rick: most women on this planet have eyes and a body.
My parents got me this as a housewarming gift but I still live with them. Does this mean they want me to move out?
2. You thought your invitation to Megan’s bridal shower was coming, only to see two other women just Insta'd photos from the shower. What do you do?
Will my introvert get along with other introverts? Absolutely! Tenderly move them to a safe space for them to bond over their feelings or whatever.
I offended my hosts yesterday when I criticized their dining options. I guess they don't recognize a paleo guru when they see one.