Which Facebook Status Abuser are You?
I have actually begun hiding people entirely from my Facebook news feed due to the following annoying habits. See which one you're guilty of...
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Face Friends in the Gym
<p>A guy I barely know and whose name I cannot remember once told me that he didn't workout because he hated math. I think that's the best excuse for not working out.</p>
An Open Letter to the Guy at Work Who Thinks We’re Friends
When I first met you, you seemed like a normal guy. After 3 weeks, I now know that you may very well be the annoying child of Satan.
Talkin’ Shit: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
The Awkward Tension of Leaving a Social Gathering
When I'm about to leave a party at home, I panic. What is the appropriate way to say goodbye to people? Do I go around and shake every single person's hand or just do a big homecoming queen wave to the whole party?
Hey, It’s Your High School Friends!
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
The Applebee’s Menu Items are My Only Friends
With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.
How to Completely Emasculate a Man
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
The 5 Most Popular Types of Lies
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
How to Crash a Party
Do your research, show up late, and don't forget to come bearing gifts of drugs or alcohol. Congratulations, you're deep in unknown territory.
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Women Who Hate Women
Even women think women are crazy. That's why they would all prefer to have boys, who can't get knocked up at 16 like they did.