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Never Posts in the Group Chat Guy: A true live-only act. He might answer a text if you get sick.

My response time is immediate. Sometimes I respond to texts before I even get them.

All I wanted to do is continue the progression of time the way it has been going for all of fucking history. But suddenly the pandemic's MY fault?

Test the vitality of your brain’s grid-mapping cells by devising an elaborate escape route.

I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.

It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.

Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.

Now, I’ll admit. I knew the words that I was singing were not in fact “words.” They were more like syllables strung together.

I will eat at a restaurant alone, as long as I can tell a friend to show up ten minutes after I’m seated and join me.

When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.

This guide is not for the kids whose parents are still friends and kiss on the cheek every time they see each other. Those kids can go to hell.

"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.