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I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.

It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.

Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.

Now, I’ll admit. I knew the words that I was singing were not in fact “words.” They were more like syllables strung together.

I will eat at a restaurant alone, as long as I can tell a friend to show up ten minutes after I’m seated and join me.

When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.

This guide is not for the kids whose parents are still friends and kiss on the cheek every time they see each other. Those kids can go to hell.

"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.

That’s when I see this sandwich, all multi-layered and cut in half with these giant toothpicks holding everything together.

I'm like: "Not today, Covid--I'm in a pod." And I'm lucky because everyone in it is super careful, like me.

A guide to retroactively adjusting your 2020 New Year’s resolutions so you don’t feel quite so unaccomplished.

I do not plan on blowing away before the next Thanksgiving. I am not merely a summer fling or a one-night affair.