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When we look at Campbell's emotionally advanced AI, all we see is a faulty machine with a short attention span that never brings its knights out.

Multicolored flames shoot from the crumbling gold tower, as he drips glazz on his eyeball and lights it on fire (this is how you do glazz).

Sometimes there’s perfection in having flaws. Until one man remains. Or woman. Or...How does "Guess Who" work again?

Expect showers outside. Please keep following the ban on indoor showers; it’s hard to believe it's been 20 years since the Great Water War.

It’s a commitment, most football teams have several practices a week. As a single parent, I can’t make that work. Also my son is made of glass.

#15: A renewable source of shitty Target sweaters through the year 3035. #18: Stopper for a Jiffy Lube grease pit.

Blocking foot-fetishist would mean losing a follower. It's not a competition, but Gabby has a ton of new followers with her "Trump sucks" schtick.

It was Lonny (that's what we called Elon) who pulled me from that dead-end mannequin job and gave me an opportunity to attend SpaceX Academy.

I saw my own reflection on the screen of my computer and I was reminded of the oath I took when I accepted this job at Uber.

Contrary to popular opinion, the aliens said even doomsday preppers won't make it that far in an apocalypse. They were explicit on this.

The same folks who tailgate, casually cut you off, and pass you on the shoulder now face no longer being able to terrorize fellow drivers.

Popular wisdom has Gary Oldman and Daniel Day-Lewis fighting it out for best actor, but they're gonna have a hard time beating the deserving winner.