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We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."

Nearby, a woman shits in the street. This symbolism is unclear. But I’m grateful for the diverse and unique ways that others connect with God.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all conversations are not created equal; that some are boring as hell and a complete waste of time.

From: Mike Pence Gracious Lord White Jesus, thank you for Chick-Fil-A. A family-friendly chicken restaurant that never uses the word “brea*t.”

(12/16/18 --- 10:46 AM) Bill-- 6-year-old Johnny Casin has some serious dirt on your ex-wife, Brittany.

I believe in one form of penetration -- my knife stabbing. I believe in one form of protection --killing anyone who knows my true identity.

Don't go to church on Sunday? You might as well be drinking abortions out of a fancy wine glass made of Reagan’s bones.

Authorities surveying the emotional carnage claimed they had never before seen such an outpouring of weaponized kindness and aggressive friendship.

10. U: Used by moms in texts across the world. And candy hearts. And Prince. I love Prince. I would die 4 U.

I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.

We simply weren’t burning enough calories. That’s why we swapped it out for High Intensity Forever Training (HIFT).

The Sun Explodes: It’s been on fire for a few centuries now, it is only a matter of time until it explodes like a thing of bug spray in a campfire.