How to Appropriately Move the Goalposts on Your 2020 Resolutions
A guide to retroactively adjusting your 2020 New Year’s resolutions so you don’t feel quite so unaccomplished.
A guide to retroactively adjusting your 2020 New Year’s resolutions so you don’t feel quite so unaccomplished.
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- Navigate to Orders > Manage Orders > Returns. - Hit “Request Label” next to the item you wish to return. - Experience a flutter of doubt.
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