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20. I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet. 21. Sleepless in Seattle is Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be, Honey

‘Twas I who revived your battle-weary body with the healing milk of the tri-horned bison!

Now that I know there are more of us, maybe we can form a community. We kiss our parents on the lips together, and they will gently kiss us back.

Peter Jackson: The trolley problem is needlessly split into three separate trolley problems.

Ladies never worried about tripping over a factory-sized ass of ruffles, because they were sure to be carried by men dying to spend time with them.

An evening workshop is held in a dark alley by "pain management specialists" in Purdue Pharmaceutical shirts, menacingly brandishing baseball bats.

Go back to Wawa to demand they stop selling cigarettes to your Beanie Babies after you catch Splash the Killer Whale with a carton of Pall Malls.

He's always asleep during both sunrise and sunset, so he's never seen one before. Doesn't get what the big deal is.

"I’m fiscally conservative in Q1" or maybe just a simple ":(" ?

The only thing that stops a bad kid with a dream is a good fully grown adult with a Twitter account. Please heed these social media tips.

13. The Kid That Pretended Fun Dip Was Cocaine Arrest Record: Oh, definitely real cocaine Common Names: Skyler, Dana, Jonah

Wheat Grass: You are health conscious and enjoy taste bud masochism. Scotch: You are a lawyer and you’ve been to 13% of your son’s baseball games.