The Live Theatre Experience: Etiquette and Survival Tips
This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.
Tag: Guides
A Viking’s Travel Guide for Your Next Voyage to Vancouver
For all you foodies out there, you should know that very few alehouses carry meade, let alone fresh horsemeat.
18 Very Legitimate Reasons I Didn’t Get a Salad
A salad? After Labor Day? I don’t think so. I passed the salad place and said to myself, “Not today. Today is Tuesday. Tacos.”
8 Roles My Stepdad Can Play in My Life Now That My Mom Has Finalized Their Divorce
A bank teller overeager to waive overdraft fees on my debit card in an attempt to maintain our relationship.
Updating Romantic Comedy Tropes for Modern Times
Two friends book a cabin with two beds on Airbnb, but upon arriving they realize the second bed is actually a yoga mat with a blanket and pillow.
Job Listings, Translated
“Candidates should be comfortable with ambiguity.” Translation: We have no idea what’s going on.
An Updated Pricing List for My Emotional Labor
Stranger Tier: The stranger package has been updated to eliminate basic greetings and small talk.
Five Grueling Core Exercises That Are Still Easier than Openly Expressing Emotions
Feelings of guilt and shame will give you the boost you need to keep on crunching. Your core will thank you!
Everything I Missed Out On While My Glasses Were Fogged Up
The “Seat Yourself” sign in a totally empty restaurant, so I stood awkwardly at the host stand for 15 minutes.
How to Do the Perfect Squat
Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.
The Three Laws of Robotics, If Isaac Asimov Had Led a Different Life
The Laws of Robotics, if Isaac Asimov was really into Partying: A robot must not harsh the vibe, or by inaction, allow the vibe to be harshed.
Ten Grapes I Ate Anyway
Grape that went under the refrigerator: I swear it bounced off my knee and shot directly under the fridge.