Why I Think Jaws Should Be Remade With a Car Instead of a Shark
How am I supposed to be stricken with deep-sea terror when I know Martin Brody is more likely to die by Range Rover than shark attack?
Tag: Guides
13 Steps to Prove You’re Not a Hipster
You must hate music to detach yourself from the hipster stigma. Scratch that. You can like stuff like Katy Perry or Ace of Base if it's not done so ironically.
Points in Case Sentences Sick Freelance Writer to Death
Could this growing cyst be the beginning of the end of my life? Is this a tell-tale sign that writing for Points in Case is eating me alive?
7 Things Everyone on Earth Will DEFINITELY Understand
Ever feel a second pass? Oh my god me too! Like all the time, it's like, when will it end HAHA? I'm so glad you understand what I'm taking about!
9 Obituaries That Reinforce Terrible Career Choices
Tiffany "SURPRISE!" Johannasen loved creating internet garbage for tween readers, and counted "melting brains and ruining society" among two of her passions.
Hip Hop Tips for Tax Season
Taxes can be complicated, but most people don't realize there are tons of benefits they can receive that H&R Block won't touch with a wooden stick! Haha! Hova!
6 Things Every Introvert Will Understand
What happened to you? You use to be so full of life, now all you do is scroll through Internet lists, day in and day out. Well, this is an intervention.
15 Green Objects Gearing Up For St. Patrick’s Day
"364 days a year we are forced to hide behind majestic backdrops that are later added in over our hard work. St. Paddy's is our day to shine in the limelight." -Green Screens
Nine of Sherman’s Lesser-Known Marches
After a long, hearty march to end the war, Sherman and his men were disappointed, although understanding, of the equally long, less hearty march back from the sea.
Dante’s eFerno: The 9 Levels of Internet Hell for Social Media Sinners
Learn from the mistakes of the tormented souls you will see on this tour of Internet Hell, or risk paying your next visit not as a guest, but with an account.
21 Reasons I’m Drunk Right Now
The bartender on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights is my best friend. So it would be irresponsible to waste an opportunity for 33% off drinks, RIGHT?!
Batman and Robin Discuss the 12 Biggest Films of 2015
2015 promises superheroes, spies, sequels, dinosaurs, robots, reboots, and probably a shitty Adam Sandler movie or six to even it all out. Now, Batman and Robin weigh in.