The Three Pillars of Colonoscopy Etiquette
Follow these three pillars of proper comportment, and you'll become the calming object of admiration well before the crowning moment of dilatation.
Tag: Guides
Your 3-Step Recipe for Ruining Thanksgiving
Your job this year is to ruin Thanksgiving for everybody. Here are three simple steps to accomplish that: complain, criticize, and be aloof.
13 No Shit Tips for Nailing a Job Interview
Instead of lifting a middle finger to the lucky job-getters, we should work harder to avoid silly mistakes that land us in a heap of self-pity Cheeto dust.
5 Thanksgiving Traditions You Can’t Avoid
Face it, what is Thanksgiving without the ritual night-before Wild Turkey blackout, chafed thighs following turkey overindulgence, and terrible children's artwork.
Generic Guy’s Guide to Picking Profile Pics
A profile picture is your Internet face. And, just like your real face, it will be severely critiqued by every person who sees it, so it's important to get it right.
10 Ways to Get Girls to Like You
If you enjoy having sex with girls (or "women" as the older ones like to be called), you will increase your chances of getting laid with these simple shortcuts.
6 Surprising Perks of Backpacking Around the World
There's a whole unexpected upside to backpacking that goes beyond palaces and beaches, and, in the end, may well be what you remember most about your trip.
Brutally Honest Marketing Copy for 13 Companies You Love to Hate
Uber not only allows you to pay top dollar to be kidnapped by a serial rapist, but automatically includes a 20% gratuity for having your dignity stripped!
5 Insanely Simple Steps to Crafting a Thought Catalog Article
Okay, so you want to write for Thought Catalog. Great! Wanting to write is half the battle! Of course, not wanting to write is also half the battle, so don't get too excited.
12 Veterans Who Never Got the Credit They Deserved
On this Veterans Day, I want to thank several veterans in particular who stood in defense of this nation, but who were often otherwise overlooked.
US Government Survey: Why Did You Vote?
Please check the appropriate box below, so that we, The United States Government, know why you chose to vote in the most recent election last Tuesday.
Last Ditch Ways to Talk Yourself Out of Being Arrested
There are many ways to get arrested, but he real art happens once the handcuffs are on. Here are some last ditch efforts that may get you out of a tight bind.