19 Famous Poets Teach You How to Get Laid
Poetry is the lazy writer's way to express oneself. No wonder it's the perfect starter kit to get you laid! Prepare to be lauded as a genius, both in and out of bed.
Poetry is the lazy writer's way to express oneself. No wonder it's the perfect starter kit to get you laid! Prepare to be lauded as a genius, both in and out of bed.
This is a foul-mouthed guide for you, the customer, when dining out, because most of us servers agree that the majority of you are assholes. Please heed these rules.
Over the years I've tried to find all types of the best worst and/or worst best films out there. Here are 20 different awesomely bad movies.
As I look back on freshman year, I can't help but marvel. Here's some knowledge and advice for all you high schoolers getting ready for your first step into adulthood.
Drinking is not going to solve your problems. It will only make you feel better about yourself, lessen your frustration, and reduce your anxiety about employers. Hmm...
Douchebagism is a cancer that has metastasized throughout the social fabric, infecting the masses with narcissism, and we must seek to classify and destroy it.
I'd like to see a new generation of super poor filmmakers rip off the RIP-OFF movies, but without even the second-rate fancy shit.
Bro-dom is like the college version of a mid-life crisis, but these guys don't have the money to buy a too-small red convertible or a speed boat decorated with flames.
Your alarm clock went off four hours ago, it's 10:30 in the morning, on a Thursday, and then it hits you: YOU'RE STILL A TEACHER!!!! Fuck, time to get fired.
Few people throw serious money into movie re-enactment. Yet most of the props can be found around the house, and the set is usually the neighborhood playground.
First, ask yourself why you want to suddenly start playing the guitar. Most likely you either A) want to impress girls or B) nothing else. Great!
The Fast & The Furious series is famous for fast cars, hairless men, and Tyrese Gibson comedy. But the most enduring facet of the films is their ever-changing titles.