Five Reasons You Should Never Trust Cats
Throughout history, cats had an uncanny ability to lull people into their graces with the innocence of kittenhood. Now we know they're sexual deviants that are full of shit.
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5 Ways to Get Fired from Your Teaching Job
Only follow this list if teaching has made you suicidal, OR you're a teacher who just wants to have a little fun, and you've been looking for a career change anyway.
10 Potential Sidekicks for World Domination
Taking over a planet isn't easy. Your second in command will rally the troops, act as top henchman, and pick up a double burrito combo from Taco Bell when you're hungover.
57 Previously Unknown Movie and Music Industry Facts
Emma Watson said in interviews that she prefers Twilight because "it is more for girls and stuff." Similarly, Robert Pattinson lived entirely on Kellogg's Frosted Flakes to achieve his sparkly effect in Twilight.
Dealing with a Crazy Roommate
You're going to live with a nutcase someday, and in order to preserve your sanity, you're going to need some elite training tips in order to survive this experience.
Don’t Be THAT GUY, Part 2
Some of us are partial tools, some of us fade in and out of toolism, and some of us are just full-blown tools. Take a look in the mirror sometimes and tell yourself: "Don't be that guy."
The Ugly Truth: Childhood Films Through Adult Eyes
Films that seemed great when we were kids, chowing down Fruit Loops or trying to masturbate in privacy, can seem less than stellar when watched through cruel adult eyes.
The Posh Guide to Becoming a World-Class Stoner
We've all seen The Big Lebowski, and we all think we're The Dude, effortlessly cool when we smoke pot. But let me be the first to tell you, you're not The Dude. You're on the internet... reading!
7 MORE Things You Need to Know About Women
Did you know that women like men who are willing to share their erotic dreams? It's not like it REALLY happened, and women will appreciate your brutal honesty!
The Idiot Parent’s Guide to Stunting Your Adult Child’s Growth
Nagging your child may seem like the responsible thing to do as a parent with a 20+ year-old child, but consider the consequences of babying your baby for life.
Things We Won’t Get for Christmas 2011
Even as kids we knew Santa couldn't get us everything we wanted. So today, 28 PIC writers gather to unleash their personal "shit they know they're not going to get" lists.
The Pillow Technique: Casual Sex Without the Annoying Sleepover
So you've convinced a young lady to come back to your place. She's a pretty cool chick, but not THAT cool. The question is, how do you keep sleeping with her, without her sleeping over?