The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
Everything you need to know to gain the approval of your boss, that random couple on the sidewalk, the cyclist holding up traffic, and your cigarette smoking nephew.
Bonfires are an American symbol of inefficient heating and circular gatherings. Here are the 8 types of guys who fuel these beer-pounding, philosophy-unleashing fire forums.
Everything about a classic bowling alley screams "unchanged." The decor is 70's, the musty smoke and shoe odor still penetrates, and the food worse than you could imagine.
These words have been egregiously overused, flogged to within a centimeter of their lives in general, and are altogether too self-consciously "poetic" and pretentious for further public consumption.
Urinals, emotional maturity, and job responsibility - don't laugh, women, these are things we men have to deal with every day. Well, that and your misunderstanding of anything that's actually funny.
Holidays are supposed to be wondrous occasions to celebrate, but for the most part, a few come to mind that should be abolished and permanently etched off calendars worldwide.
Ever wondered what you're doing on this Earth? Not in a philosophical way, but in a why-didn't-your-mother-shank-your-fetus-with-a-broken-beer-bottle way? Well, your mother often wonders the same thing.
How far would you go to screw with your friends on Facebook? If you said steal your friend's identity and introduce their grandma to new sexual lingo, you're on the right track.
I was having a conversation with a friend regarding our favorite films when the idea hit me: why not combine various films to make unbeatable, blockbusting, super films? So I did.
Life isn't like the movies, much to the chagrin of many, so you'll suffer for the sake of a societal collective that believes celebrities 'don't go through the same shit we all do as human beings.'
As a celeb, if you slip up and lose your temper, they'll judge you for it; has nothing to do with the fact you've been hit in the face with self-righteous, misinformed stupid the last five years of your life.