111 Rules of Bar Crashing
These are the 111 Definitive Rules of Bar Crashing. Use them wisely. Use them often. Use them well. Use a condom.
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11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
11 things you should absolutely try before you graduate college, including banging in the stacks, fighting a bouncer, and stealing every last condom from student services.
NG Hatfield’s PIC 2.Tour
Points in Case writer NG Hatfield takes you on a brief tour of the main PIC Staff members, including dirty behind the scenes secrets.
My 5 Favorite Things About Christmas
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
A Beginner’s Guide to the Gym
As a veritable human encyclopedia on college gyms, I’m here to guide you along on your quest towards total body perfection.
Why I Get Laid and You Don’t
Some guys have the magic touch, and others don't. Now indulge yourself in an expert's approach to killing the ladies.
8 Things I Hate, Period
An angry venting about 8 random things, including Crimedog McGruff, status symbols, environmentalists, and cigarette smokers.
The Collegiate Guide to Surviving Hurricanes
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.
How to Speed Your Way Out of a DUI
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
How to Spot a Shitty College
Don't believe the glossy, smiling brochures or the misleading campus tours. Beneath it all is a big pile of shit you will regret ever stepping in.
7 Stereotypical Parents of the Campus Tour
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.
Guy’s Guide to “Making Your Move” on a Girl
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.