Safe Shitting Guide for School Toilets
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.
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Hangover Cures: The Ultimate Experiment
After a grueling 6-month scientific study of hungover morning afters, the results are finally in for the best and worst hangover remedies.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
The Golden Rules of IM
The 20 funniest, most important rules of AIM. Read and apply, or else risk becoming a social outcast.
How to Save Your Best Guy Friend From Becoming Whipped
Too many guys fall victim to the girlfriend trap, often totally unaware. Now learn ten signs your friend is whipped and help him see the light.
The Beginner’s Guide to Jail
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!
Guide to Trendy Keyboard Laughing
LOL is dead. Every laugh is different in form and intensity, just like in person. Here's how to use physical hand spasms to represent your laughter on any keyboard.
Non-Reader’s Guide to Reading for Pleasure
American people hate nothing more than the thought of 'reading for pleasure.' Now read this article and find out why.
Top 10 Ways to Generate Feelings of False Progress on a Term Paper
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.
How to Deal With College Finals and Papers
Feeling a little stressed out with exams and term papers? Get the ultimate cynical perspective here and things won't seem nearly as bad.
How to Email Your College Professor
A professor at Emory University shares an inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails.
Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.