My Car Keys are Missing, and I Blame Hillary’s Emails
I have the world's best memory, so when I woke up this morning and couldn't find my car keys anywhere, I knew Crooked Hillary was to blame.
Tag: Guns
Death Stars Must Be Legalized for Private Ownership
My name is Krazzed Dumm'fuk, proud member of the Galactic Blaster Rifle Association. We must fight to lift the ban on private Death Star ownership.
5 Things Trump Can Do to Be a Better President While I Wait for Season 6 of House of Cards
Five things I wholeheartedly believe will save Trump's presidency and definitely not destroy his reputation any further, based on my House of Cards knowledge.
10 Dos and Don’ts for Finding a Handgun in the Living Room After a College Party
There might not even be a crime to convict you of, but this is not the time to assume there isn’t. Absolutely DO NOT get your fingerprints on it.
Liberals: They’re Just Like Us!
Seven ways our left-wing fellow citizens aren't that different from you or me, the Trump-supporting majority.
What’s That Noise Outside? I Should Have Bought a Gun
I should have been a gun guy, or even a gunsmith. I could have made hundreds of them and stored them all over my house. Why did I become an accountant?
Man Fiction: Books About Shooting People in the Face
What exactly qualifies a book to be in the elite genre known as men's adventure? Non-stop action, ultra-violence, hot sex, war, gunporn, patriotic racism, and more!
The 12 Types of Infantry Marines
Remember the Marines commercial with that asshole climbing mountains and shit, fighting dragons with a sword? Well that's a bunch of horse shit. Here's a look at the 'real' Marines.
I Pledge Allegiance, To the NRA
A tough look at what inspires such a blind allegiance to the NRA, a group that should really be better at seeing straight.
How to Get Away With Murder
If you don't wanna end up like the local idiot on the 5, 6 and 10 'o clock news, you're gonna have to follow some basic homicide rules.