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OMG Literally Dead Plant: The most common millennial houseplant, it comes in all varieties that ultimately end the same way---dead AF.

fast-forward/the perfect storm./America was at conflict with Iran/Iraq/the political situation/between the countries./between good vs. evil.

How many times have you seen this: some jerk starts trying to drink all the ocean water because they don’t want the fish to have it.

Princesses are always getting smooched and we can get kisses, too! And hey, if we're going through a dry spell, a frog's not the worst option.

I’m so glad to get this off my shell. It’s been a weight no snail should have to bear.

Your caterwauling rendition of “Another One Bites the Dust” did not qualify as entertainment. The accompanying “moonwalk” was spectacularly dreadful.

Did you assume it was easy for all of us to bleach our hair two months after coming out? No. But we all did it. Every single one of us.

Dad Bod Mints: Like the popular “Thin Mints,” but thicker, and with a little bit of hair.

And when you asked what this mysterious doppelgänger’s name was, your barber quickly said, “That? That’s, uh, Comb McScissors.”

Many think this is about how teachers are underpaid and have to buy their own school supplies. But did you know that women call make-up "supplies?"

Ladies never worried about tripping over a factory-sized ass of ruffles, because they were sure to be carried by men dying to spend time with them.

#15: A renewable source of shitty Target sweaters through the year 3035. #18: Stopper for a Jiffy Lube grease pit.