The Top 3 Women to Date Over the Holidays
I've done the footwork for you and narrowed it down to the top three women that are perfect to date this holiday season; think of these as product reviews for pussy.
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Alternatives to the Tattoos You THOUGHT You Should Get
There are only so many Chinese symbol tattoos you can get before you start to look like a take-out menu. That's why I suggest the following alternatives for you to consider when getting inked.
The Revolutionary Labor Agreement Necessary for Sports Reform
It's time for players to really step up their involvement in the community, and learn to accept no money in return for their labor... including the 'playing sports' part.
Welcome to Internet Country, The Most Hateful Place on Earth
The strongest type of hate that a person can experience will come from the internet. No other vehicle can both deliver both breaking news and vengeful punishment simultaneously.
Ron Artest: A Tru American Hero
Ron Artest is an enigma, surrounded by a paradox, wrapped up in a non sequitur, and covered with bleached blonde hair with something shaved into it.
I Don’t Even Watch Soccer
Summer 2010 is special, because the World Cup is on. I'm not sure if you've heard, probably due to the vuvuzelas droning out all other noise in the area.
BP Oil Executive: Slicker than Your Neighborhood Spill
Through this whole spill though, the one thought that kept going through my mind was, 'Wow, BP Oil Executive is a great career path.'
Sports Genie Grants One Wish
The sports genie is freed and he will let you pick any sport in the world and make you the greatest player to ever play it! Choose wisely.
RIP MILFs, Hello Cougars
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the end of an era. MILFs have evolved into a new species, one which chooses to hunt rather than be hunted: the cougar.
Why the Movie Theater Experience Sucks Now
Why has the movie theater experience sucked over the last 5 years? Four reasons: too many commercials, shitty trailers, cell phone warnings, and 3D overkill.
Clash of the Titans: Rap Moguls Collide
A cheat sheet for everything you need to know about the three titans of the rap business (aka whoring yourself out): Jay-Z, P Diddy and Birdman.
Things Black People Can Wear That White People Can’t
If you know a white guy who wears sunglasses indoors, excessive jewelry, or straight-brimmed hats, please lecture him immediately.