Please Welcome Our Catholic School’s New Sex-Ed Teacher, Stephen King’s Carrie
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
If you need big words to have fun, or are using five or six big words before breakfast, then you might have a problem.
Tips for packing a picnic, planning a family cookout, or just snacking on some Greek sailors who got lost and wandered into your cavernous lair.
We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.
Screen time surpassed crying and stress-baking as the best anxiety salve. Hours of gazing at TikTok bent the tip of your spine.
Look down at your left leg. Do you see some pricklies there? Kick your left leg in the air if you commit to leaving those be, just for a month.
For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.
Does everyone have a string of rosary beads? It's very important to warm your muscles by lightly flagellating your body.
In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.
She goes to bed early, after washing her face and applying night serum. I go to bed drunk, after forgetting to brush my teeth or remove my contacts.
I was last seen breaking into Madison Square Garden and jamming out to Blueprint where I fell asleep with a bleezie and burnt the building down.
If thou believes thy hands cleansed when 20 seconds have tarried, thou art awakening for ill news.