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I abide religiously by three principles: stay out of the sun, get plenty of sleep, and bathe in the blood of virgin women.

I say, I say, I wished in one hand, pooped in the other, and all I got was pie in the face.

No one does a mitral valve repair like Dr. F. He's brash, unpredictable, and thrives in the plush leather interior of the circulatory system.

"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.

After completing any one of our adventures, your best self will be the one stuck inside with no one to talk to.

Preys on the old men outside Walgreens / Frolics across Floridian beaches / Slept with Chris Cuomo / Hates it when you use protection

For the last time, put the shears down and get a hobby already. Calligraphy. Magic. Something that doesn't involve innocent living things.

“Do you think this mole is changing colour?” So you didn’t come to the last meeting. The thing is that I’m really starting to worry about my health.

There’s no point in waking up with the sun salutation / I drift through the days of the week like a cloud pose / DoorDash warrior pose

Lay very long in bed, enthralled by newly bequeathed Ozark. The Sickness, I hear, encreases in the towne much, and exceedingly everywhere.

"The virus's signature blend of 23 flavors is truly unique, which is why it was clearly made in a Chinese military lab." -Dr. Pepper

Gold Plus-tier now has copay-free pharmaceuticals to treat any gases or poisons accidentally released from the many easily accessible air vents.