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Strutting is like strolling but you're more posed and thoughtful. Pretend you're a woman in any 1950's film, that's strutting.

DIRECTIONS: Take 2 tablets directly from bottle, and 3rd that spilled on rug. Take irregularly and at moments of peak stress.

That’s a “you” problem. We’re just here to box you in, we’re not here to tell you how to uphold your civic duty to not harm others.

Some boats are still offering rides, but this is a scam. They don’t want money, they want to flip you into the water so they can laugh at you.

I abide religiously by three principles: stay out of the sun, get plenty of sleep, and bathe in the blood of virgin women.

I say, I say, I wished in one hand, pooped in the other, and all I got was pie in the face.

No one does a mitral valve repair like Dr. F. He's brash, unpredictable, and thrives in the plush leather interior of the circulatory system.

"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.

After completing any one of our adventures, your best self will be the one stuck inside with no one to talk to.

Preys on the old men outside Walgreens / Frolics across Floridian beaches / Slept with Chris Cuomo / Hates it when you use protection

For the last time, put the shears down and get a hobby already. Calligraphy. Magic. Something that doesn't involve innocent living things.

“Do you think this mole is changing colour?” So you didn’t come to the last meeting. The thing is that I’m really starting to worry about my health.