Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
Tag: Health
Study: Obese Kids Likely to Be Big Eaters
Ground-breaking research has determined that not only are fat children fat, they are also likely to be bullied. It's a crazy world.
A Fleeting Pain in the Butt
When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.
Jen the Fat
Fat, annoying coworkers are a lot like pieces of candy. All it takes is one... okay one more. Mmm, I'm just going to take the whole dish.
The Last Doctor Visit You’ll Ever Make After an Enema and Anal Probe
Back pains and difficulty urinating? You might just wanna tough it out...that is, unless you enjoyed your last alien anal probe.
How to Get Rid of a Pilonidal Cyst
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
The Tale of My Tail, Part II
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
Global Warming: A Convenient Theory
What Al Gore failed to mention was all the benefits of rising temperatures. Naked women, penguin slaves? I'm warming up to the idea already.
Why Erections are Harder to Deal With Than Periods
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?
The 5 Most Common Ways Women Shave Their Pubic Hair
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
A Touch of Love: The Awkward Joy of Massages
Gentle hands, hot massage oil, and health insurance. So enticing, you'll want to test the boundaries of this awkward professional relationship.