Doritos’ “Bold Togetherness” Pitch to Rebrand the CDC
Doritos, we’re nothing but consistent. Doritos are always crunchy. We never give conflicting guidance on how to enjoy Doritos.
Tag: Health
Coldness and Despair? January Is Here!
Making January fly by depends upon how much, or how little, you acknowledge in your mind that it's actually January.
Spider-Man Movies Ranked by the Severity of Pain I Experienced Passing a Kidney Stone During the Screening
Widely considered the apex of the Spider-Man films, the first sequel is also significant because its release coincided with the passing of my second kidney stone.
Are You Lamenting the Physical Effects of Aging, or Are You a Home Inspector Describing a Ramshackle Fixer-Upper?
“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
It’s Enrollment Time Again and Our Revised Health Insurance Plan Avoids Confusion by Not Paying for Anything
This year, those in last year’s Rhea Gold Plus Silver Less Pro will, for example, be in the Mango Outie plan that has colossally different benefits.
Each of the Words Represented in PTSD, Ranked!
#4 "Stress" Clearly the weak link in the bunch. "Stress" is out of its league here, and it knows it.
I Am Henry Heimlich’s Arch-Rival, and I Also Invented a Very Cool Maneuver
I’m 89 years old and I’ve literally never seen Heimlich's Maneuver happen, and I’ve eaten at hundreds of sloppy lobster restaurants.
Medically Speaking, Loneliness Is Just as Deadly as Smoking? So Yeah, You Could Say That I Like to Live on the Wild Side, Baby
Yeah, I’m the Leonardo Da frickin’ Vinci of avoiding meaningful human interactions.
I, Jesus Christ, Am Drawing Healthy Boundaries and No Longer Sacrificing Myself for Your Sins
This is on both of us: you put me in the position of being responsible for humanity, and I let my savior complex feed right into that.
I’m Your Lip Balm and Enough Is Enough
You started to leave my cap off, like it was no big deal.
It Was Foolish of You to Match Wits with an Anti-Vaxxer, Detective
I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?
Monthly Horoscopes from an Online Symptom Checker
Aires: The discovery of a solitary butt-pimple will start a medical journey that ends in divorce and prison time.