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Tall, blonde, and glamorous goblins with mullets, breaking out in song, will banish teenagers to bogs that smell of fecal matter, among other things.

What wizard? No, I haven’t seen the wizard. Do I look like I’m the sort of bloke who hob-nobs with wizards?

Sit down and place your feet on the ground and just feel the earth beneath the carpeted floor as you wait for your weekly allergy shot.

Don’t get too cute with the disease you’re pretending to have. Obviously, it has to be a qualifying condition, but it should also be believable.

Thanks to you, our novel species of intelligent beings may roam these brown leather lands and pray to the red flannel ass above.

For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.

You didn’t wake up to be mediocre. That’s the job of the deadbeat still sleeping in your bed.

Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.

The guy who told me he’d help me move, then stole my iconic Mallrats pin and puka shell necklace so he could more easily pretend to be me.

Geoff’s been out here slingin’ Coors Light at double-A ballgames for longer than most of these white coat jokers been alive.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.