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My kids like the Beatles. How am I supposed to criticize them for their garbage taste if they are also brought to tears by "Happiness is a Warm Gun?"

New arrivals to Limbo will receive brand-new iPhones that only show Instagram posts from people who have ascended to Heaven.

I don’t think I’m selling myself short here. It takes a lot of skill to stack this many hats on top of each other.

First, it’s important that you accept the fact that some things in life cannot be changed.

What’s the deal with rattles nowadays? Seems to me like a poor excuse for jangly keys! Oh, wait– can someone bring me a bottle?

You have six-pack abs? I have six-dollar abs. It’s six dollar bills.

I’ve never needed the Pythagorean Theorem for any moment of my life. I’m a million times better off without you, just like I always thought.

Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.

I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.

She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?

Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.

Are you… still buying kale? Please tell me I’m not the only one. Oh God, I have so much kale.