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Let’s start with an easy one…. ah, 3-down: “Leader of the cult kidnapping our children and poisoning our liberties.” "Obama." Boom!

This apartment is in Verto Heights, in the only Swap Zone of the city. About 11% of the Salt Lake City apartments are in this zone.

“Would you like some ice chips?” Chef Aut asks me. “Ice is for penguins,” I say. “And chips are for Brits.”

I mean, how am I supposed to ask Jillian how her pregnancy is coming alongÉ And answering knock-knock jokes is now completely out of the question.

You might be thinking, "There will surely be other sales or even another Toyotathon soon." Well, you'd be a category-A asshole to think that.

In Hell, it’s always January, filled with dead Christmas trees and hungover souls bearing an extra fifteen post-holiday pounds.

Playing outdoors can also be fun, but make sure to avoid unsafe areas like large bodies of water or ancient burial grounds.

You and I both know what I’ve been up to, and it isn’t putting me on anyone’s good list.

Satan simply would not take no for an answer—which means that this year, our mall will feature Satan’s Village.

I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.

With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.

I would like the board to be aware and consider the fact that my house is a piece of garbage and I am rotting inside of it.