RE: The Marriage Pact You Made in High School
Max acknowledges that you are now an out lesbian with a live-in girlfriend and three dogs so he has suggested the following addendums.
Tag: High School
My High School Classmate Bought a House—It’s Haunted, but I’m Still Jealous
I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.
I’m a Movie Teen and This Is Really How I Talk
Speaking like this to my mom and bestie is just kind of my aesthetic? Does that make sense? It doesn’t? Well, whatever. I didn’t write this movie.
Actor Bios for Your Town’s Fourth Production of “Shrek: The Musical”
I keep trying to bring up how none of us know our new lines or fit into our new costumes, but Duncan just keeps shouting, “That’s showbiz, baby.”
Things That I, a Millennial Born in the ’90s, Would Rather Do than Make a Phone Call
- Repeat grades six and seven, objectively my most awkward years - Untangle holiday lights - Menstruate for an entire month
These Anonymous Quotes That I Posted Online Have Nothing to Do With You, Steven
"A true friend doesn’t complain that they can’t give you their hoodie because their undershirt has an old stain.” --Anonymous
Please Stop Acting Weird About the Dunk Tank
Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.
Classic Thanksgiving-Eve Holiday Movies
"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.
Follow-Up Questions About Your Answer to the Security Question “Who Was Your Childhood Best Friend?”
PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.
If You Want the Marching Band to Get Off the Field, You’re Gonna Have to Fight the Tuba Player
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
A Tourism Brochure for [YOUR HOMETOWN]
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
Superintendant Declare’s English Most Less Important School Subject
The Supernentendent said theirs lots too think about but its a clear choice to remove English if they will remove a class