Abraham Lincoln’s Address at the Gettysburg Target
We cannot hallow—this ground, except of course by playing a consciousness-altering stream of Christmas songs in November and December without pause.
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Andrei Platonov’s “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
“We must hide his nonconformity,” said Donner as he rubbed his son’s nose with mud. “Pa, I don’t want to!” “Just endure, Rudolph.”
Today on “Pod Save the Dinosaurs”: Meteoric Misinformation
Folks have been sending us questions about the meteor explosion, and we’re going to give you all the information you’ll need to get through this.
How to Follow the Mediterranean Diet
Tips for packing a picnic, planning a family cookout, or just snacking on some Greek sailors who got lost and wandered into your cavernous lair.
Hallo Children, It’s Struwwelpeter from Your Nightmares, and I’m Here to Address My Alleged Filthiness
Edward Scissorhands is a revered cultural icon and I'm just a smelly, obscure German freak. The hypocrisy is unreal.
This Soothing Victorian Era Ambiance Will Remind You That You Didn’t Die of Scarlet Fever at Age 13
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.
The Plastic Bag from “American Beauty” Is Ready for a Comeback
I don’t understand why no one wants to hire me. I played opposite Annette Benning, for fuck sakes.
We’re the Founding Fathers and Actually? We Invented Modern Democracy as a Joke
We are really vibing with 2020. We just had bubble tea for the first time! Back when we were alive, tea was just this, like, sad British thing.
History’s Most Brutal Online Reviews
The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.
How to Tell Your Boyfriend You Don’t Want to Return with Him from the Underworld
Listen, we’ve all been there. Relationships aren’t all grapes, private lyre performances, and lounging like statues in an acropolis.
Spend a Romantic Weekend Hiking and Riding Centaurs at Branbury Farms
Let our four-legged friends teach you about their traditions, long history, or the way to make the best apple cider you've ever had (a Branbury guarantee).
Famous LinkedIn Pages of History
With a quick hand and keen eye, Betsy Ross can help you with all your sewing needs. She specializes in the flags of fledgling nations at war.