Once I Uncurl Your Tresses, You Will Be the Prettiest Maiden in the Land
The thickness of the summer air has once again damned you. I say, I’m going to return with some hot coals to singe those satan ropes.
The thickness of the summer air has once again damned you. I say, I’m going to return with some hot coals to singe those satan ropes.
Original: Columbus routinely captured the people living there as slaves. Corrected: Columbus brought Western values to the New World.
Things were easier then. Parents were parents, children were children, and unlike today’s children, they didn’t grow into adults either.
We would like to request that you start treating us like the grown-up state we are. We bring you Nerf guns and have contributed so much to history!
We’ve got the perfect way to reconnect: Let’sSmith, an iron forge the whole family can enjoy. Are you ready for Hot Ore Summer?
To begin, there are four Powers: Liquid and powder, dryer and air.
This simple 7-ingredient recipe will elevate your baking beyond the falsehoods of flavor and morality.
Arugula? Tatsoi? Mihirakula? Tamerlane? Everything on this list is ready to haunt you.
While I appreciate your dedication to authenticity, it’s making our battlefields look like the aftermath of Carrie’s prom.
Capital Confusion: Throughout its history, the “Naughty Otty Empire” had FIVE capitals: Söğüt, Nicea, Bursa, Adrianople, and Constantinople.
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.