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Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.

Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.

The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.

Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.

@beyoncedad: Really @starsearch? Girls Tyme is way better than Skeleton Crew, who were just caught doing very bad things. DM me for exclusive pics.

If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.

NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator

Trees should never be shown without all their leaves. Bras are to be referred to as "Personal Lady Upholstery."

BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.

You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.

I lost motivation for my role of being the embodiment of vanity. To put it lightly: remote work has challenged the core values I once held dear.

I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.